Unitive Consciousness.
OK, now that we've dispensed with butlering your dogpoop, we shall reveal.
We'll start with NAZIS, to gain a large audience quickly. According to the latest statistics, per Karlchen the Rover, every day 4 billion persons do a websearch for NAZIS, 30 million for HUGO CHAVEZ, 30 million (10 % of all Americans) for BULL TESTICLES, 50 thousand for LUBAVITCHER REBBE (120% of all Chabadniks), 20 for LOVE, 3 for TRUTH, and 1 for POPE BENEDICT. Unfortunately, there are 6 billion NAZI websites, so I might not luck out, but maybe we're all lucky today. In honor of Shaykh Nasr'allaha's sacrifice of countless Phoenicians in order to spare the 2 israelites from returning to Judea, the pentacle of Venus is grinding the waning moon. Glory to Unislam.
Personally I resent the cheap way they make the Quran and the Rasul reprehensible in the eyes of the pious Unbelievers. As Justinian wrote, Quaem deus vult perdere, prius demenetet (Brooklyn spelling, you purists). "Whom Divinity wishes to destroy, It confuses." That might well be my mission.
Before I startle you with secret history, I would like to personalize this with a tiny opinion blurb. The President of Iran is no simpleton or stooge. He's doing what he must do in order to survive the mullahs. Including cavorting with the opthamologist (aka "Chickenneck" in Hamath), one of the sickiest duckies of them all (but aren't all allopaths?).
And a blurb about the news. The "Lebanese" are divided into four factions, which for 800 years have sincerely and passionately detested each other. The Christians were the first to cry "Willy", by calling in the French. They're the most hateful lot, I'll tell ya. They simply read their god wrong. What most disturbs them about Israel, is that it's the new boychik on the block. The Lebanese are fixated on Four. The Jews are not supposed to be part of any visible power equation. Figure it out. WTH, I'll give you a hint now -- it's the first day. Key words: schlepper, avaricious, selfish, aggressive, elitist, domineering, troglydyte (Brooklyn spelling).
OK. Here's the revelation about the Nazis.
Hitler's alchemists invented the A-bomb and had one ready to go (to "Leningrad", in fact). {Hitler was too distracted to remember that Leningrad = St. Petersburg.} He was waiting until the Soviets advanced three blocks further. General Milch personally killed Hitler and Goebbels. He had been negotiating with Baruch and another FDR moneylender whom I am not yet at liberty to name. Of course, they hung Milch and von Braun delivered the goods to Washington.
Have a sweet day. The Kingdom is here. Where the hell are you?
OK, now that we've dispensed with butlering your dogpoop, we shall reveal.
We'll start with NAZIS, to gain a large audience quickly. According to the latest statistics, per Karlchen the Rover, every day 4 billion persons do a websearch for NAZIS, 30 million for HUGO CHAVEZ, 30 million (10 % of all Americans) for BULL TESTICLES, 50 thousand for LUBAVITCHER REBBE (120% of all Chabadniks), 20 for LOVE, 3 for TRUTH, and 1 for POPE BENEDICT. Unfortunately, there are 6 billion NAZI websites, so I might not luck out, but maybe we're all lucky today. In honor of Shaykh Nasr'allaha's sacrifice of countless Phoenicians in order to spare the 2 israelites from returning to Judea, the pentacle of Venus is grinding the waning moon. Glory to Unislam.
Personally I resent the cheap way they make the Quran and the Rasul reprehensible in the eyes of the pious Unbelievers. As Justinian wrote, Quaem deus vult perdere, prius demenetet (Brooklyn spelling, you purists). "Whom Divinity wishes to destroy, It confuses." That might well be my mission.
Before I startle you with secret history, I would like to personalize this with a tiny opinion blurb. The President of Iran is no simpleton or stooge. He's doing what he must do in order to survive the mullahs. Including cavorting with the opthamologist (aka "Chickenneck" in Hamath), one of the sickiest duckies of them all (but aren't all allopaths?).
And a blurb about the news. The "Lebanese" are divided into four factions, which for 800 years have sincerely and passionately detested each other. The Christians were the first to cry "Willy", by calling in the French. They're the most hateful lot, I'll tell ya. They simply read their god wrong. What most disturbs them about Israel, is that it's the new boychik on the block. The Lebanese are fixated on Four. The Jews are not supposed to be part of any visible power equation. Figure it out. WTH, I'll give you a hint now -- it's the first day. Key words: schlepper, avaricious, selfish, aggressive, elitist, domineering, troglydyte (Brooklyn spelling).
OK. Here's the revelation about the Nazis.
Hitler's alchemists invented the A-bomb and had one ready to go (to "Leningrad", in fact). {Hitler was too distracted to remember that Leningrad = St. Petersburg.} He was waiting until the Soviets advanced three blocks further. General Milch personally killed Hitler and Goebbels. He had been negotiating with Baruch and another FDR moneylender whom I am not yet at liberty to name. Of course, they hung Milch and von Braun delivered the goods to Washington.
Have a sweet day. The Kingdom is here. Where the hell are you?
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