Sunday, August 20, 2006

Things I ponder

Isn't it strange:

No major Confederate politician or soldier (except the Andersonville commandant, possibly?) was executed for armed rebellion?

No Russian or Chinese was tried for genocide or crimes against humanity?

No Japanese was tried for the genocide at Shanghai, or enforced prostitution of thousands of Koreans and Chinese?

No Belgian was ever tried for heinous crimes against the people of Congo?

It's dandy to bust up Czechoslovakia, the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia, but an absolute no-no allow an independent Kurdistan.

Iran and North Korea can't have nuclear weapons, but Israel, Pakistan and India can. (For that matter, that anyone can -- even the one state that actually used them.)

Very telling about the sacredness of international law and the institution of "states". Control . . . control . . . control.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Hi kids. Well, with my Madisonette approach, I guess I shall invoke ISLAM tonight. This month we've been repairing and painting the ranch, which has forced us into the dungeon. I've felt like a "refugee"; and although the katushas aren't dropping as they are in Phoenicia and Galilee, I've been viewing the craftsmen as jihadists.

Which of course made me want to enlighten you about Arabs and Islam. Some, especially those who do the Holy Ghost Dance (poorly; only Shakers, Sioux, and Afro-Americans do it properly), opine that Arabs originated in the "mixed multitude", the non-Israelites who fled jail with the Israelites during the Exocus. In Hebrew they are called "'aerub-rab'". "Aerub" -- get it? Close enough for the Pentecostal Trippers. And of course after the god of this world posted its message at Sinai, the Aerub took the fork to the right (> Arabia), and the Chuzzen the fork that wended to the left [they seem to have a propensity for that direction].

Well, I don't exactly buy into this yet, and I'm not selling it. But it's interesting. Old Hijazi traditions indicate that the Arabian population is divided into the authocthonous groups (the Southerners), and those who filtered down later from the Fertile Crescent. The latter include Muhammad's tribe. It also included many Israelites, who were independent until Muslim times (Khaybar, Taymar; and in the south, Yemen).

Now to get to my revelation, my spark of heinous. I saw a tremendous correspondence between the Samaritans and the Muslims. The Samaritans were a group probably from northern Mesopotamia, who were settled in the Nablus area of the Wholly Land to replace the decimated Israelites (8th Century BC). By the time the Zionists of the time of Ezra (late 6th Century BC) established their city-state around Jerusalem, the Samaritans were proclaiming themselves the authentic Biblical faith and covenant, and disclaiming the Zionists as invasive usurpers. Tremendous animosity continued among them almost until the rise of Islam. By then, the Samaritans had shrunk and had more urgent things to ponder than propaganda. They were a pretty dull group. They couldn't evoke a new Bible, as did the brilliant Muhammad; or even form much of an intellectual cadre -- relying mostly on delegitimized priests from Jerusalem.

The important thing is that Samaritans and Muslims were -- in my humble, universal opinion -- totally sincere. And of course, sincerity and committment increase as the generations pass. As does hatred of the persevering older group they were anointed to displace. Spark of Arab genius, eh?

Had Hitler survived Milch, Baruch, and Morgenthau (damn! his name slipped), we'd be in the third generation of Nazi culture. It might already have become tradition, certainly in the Reich, if not in California. How would Nazi culture have been transformed, with the diabolical Jews and Gypsies and Buttboys out of the way?

For the sake of democracy and American fairness, I should add that the rise of what became orthodox Christianity, and its emasculation of its Judaic elements, is a very similar process -- probably half-way between Samaria and Mecca. Like the Samaritans, they couldn't drop the Demiurge's Dialogue (the OT). Like the Muslims, they were not racist and territorial (well, not in a limited way, at least).

This, Sisters, is the dynamic of all institutions. They need a rationale to exist and survive. It goes back to Eden, where there were only 2 in the club, and they nearly exterminated each other. The Snake is omnipresent, the idea that "I really know, I really am right." The Snake: the medulla and nipple and the peepee. Duh Hook.

It's a gift to be simple, folks. Simple isn't the lack of knowledge, it's the realization of the nature of knowledge. We love you, Mother.
Unitive Consciousness.
OK, now that we've dispensed with butlering your dogpoop, we shall reveal.
We'll start with NAZIS, to gain a large audience quickly. According to the latest statistics, per Karlchen the Rover, every day 4 billion persons do a websearch for NAZIS, 30 million for HUGO CHAVEZ, 30 million (10 % of all Americans) for BULL TESTICLES, 50 thousand for LUBAVITCHER REBBE (120% of all Chabadniks), 20 for LOVE, 3 for TRUTH, and 1 for POPE BENEDICT. Unfortunately, there are 6 billion NAZI websites, so I might not luck out, but maybe we're all lucky today. In honor of Shaykh Nasr'allaha's sacrifice of countless Phoenicians in order to spare the 2 israelites from returning to Judea, the pentacle of Venus is grinding the waning moon. Glory to Unislam.

Personally I resent the cheap way they make the Quran and the Rasul reprehensible in the eyes of the pious Unbelievers. As Justinian wrote, Quaem deus vult perdere, prius demenetet (Brooklyn spelling, you purists). "Whom Divinity wishes to destroy, It confuses." That might well be my mission.

Before I startle you with secret history, I would like to personalize this with a tiny opinion blurb. The President of Iran is no simpleton or stooge. He's doing what he must do in order to survive the mullahs. Including cavorting with the opthamologist (aka "Chickenneck" in Hamath), one of the sickiest duckies of them all (but aren't all allopaths?).

And a blurb about the news. The "Lebanese" are divided into four factions, which for 800 years have sincerely and passionately detested each other. The Christians were the first to cry "Willy", by calling in the French. They're the most hateful lot, I'll tell ya. They simply read their god wrong. What most disturbs them about Israel, is that it's the new boychik on the block. The Lebanese are fixated on Four. The Jews are not supposed to be part of any visible power equation. Figure it out. WTH, I'll give you a hint now -- it's the first day. Key words: schlepper, avaricious, selfish, aggressive, elitist, domineering, troglydyte (Brooklyn spelling).

OK. Here's the revelation about the Nazis.

Hitler's alchemists invented the A-bomb and had one ready to go (to "Leningrad", in fact). {Hitler was too distracted to remember that Leningrad = St. Petersburg.} He was waiting until the Soviets advanced three blocks further. General Milch personally killed Hitler and Goebbels. He had been negotiating with Baruch and another FDR moneylender whom I am not yet at liberty to name. Of course, they hung Milch and von Braun delivered the goods to Washington.

Have a sweet day. The Kingdom is here. Where the hell are you?